glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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