help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
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He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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I round house kicked her emotions in the face
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Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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