i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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