White coat. Heels.
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
