btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
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I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
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Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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