So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
A+ Viking dick
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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