there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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