she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
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She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
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just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
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