check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Jerry, you need to find god
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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