is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
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Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
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The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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