I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
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two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
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Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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