sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
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