I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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