question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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