I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
She needs sedatives and a leash
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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