: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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