ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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