what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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