so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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