I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
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I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
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Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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