You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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