Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
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you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
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Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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