She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
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i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I think your dad took our porno
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
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It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
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