Please don't use social media to get back at me.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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