Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Sober January is a disaster.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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