sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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