lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
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