Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
My liver just had a heart attack.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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