Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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