i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Two words: nipple clamps
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