who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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