Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just saw a hot homeless man
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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