he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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