so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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