belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
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Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
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I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
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