I wannas sexs uuuuu
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
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I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
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Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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