"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
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the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
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Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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