I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
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Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
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All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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