it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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