My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
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Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
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Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu