i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
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dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
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Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
i think i just lost a toe
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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