I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
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I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
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The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."