are you so shy because you have an std?
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"