Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(212): View more from New York

he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings

(718): View more from New York

He can't hurt my feelings

(718): View more from New York

I don't have feelings.

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(618): View more from Illinois

Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes

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(312): View more from Illinois

if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at

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(931): View more from Tennessee

Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.

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(205): View more from Alabama

I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.

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(778): View more from British Columbia

He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.

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