If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
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Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
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Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
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No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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