i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
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