how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
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I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
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if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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