I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
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