16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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