I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
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If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
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Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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