last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
there was a trapeze. enough said
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
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I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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