Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
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If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
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What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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