Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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