just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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