im having a threesome with these popsicles
It was confusing and full of hummus
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
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matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Less talking, more tequila
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
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I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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