you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
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Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
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That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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