Sry I called you an 8
It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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