I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
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I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
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Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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